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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

-kurenai-: fool-ofatook: princessofmordor: sofapizza: sirmitchell: MYMINDISFUCKED I don’t wanna live in Mordor anymore.

-kurenai-:

fool-ofatook:

princessofmordor:

sofapizza:

sirmitchell:

MY
MIND
IS
FUCKED

I don’t wanna live in Mordor anymore.

“One by one…the Free Lands of Middle-earth fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched against the armies of Mordor. And on the slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for Middle-earth’s freedom.”

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brolin-pendragonlord: writtenwor-l-d: atthetopofthecircus: bemusedlybespectacled: superaliceface: belgianbollocks: cynicalpie: atomicfox: deadheadwookie27: tracydear: one cake to rule them all. One cake to find them :O Ummmm Totally making this. It doesn’t even need it be for a birthday party. I will buy some cake mix and have at it. Oh lord It began with the baking of the Great Cakes. Three cakes were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven cakes to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine… nine cakes were gifted to race of Men who, above all else, desire sugar. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another cake was made. In the land of Mordor, in the ovens of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron baked in secret a master Cake, to control all others. And into this Cake he poured his vanilla, his chocolate and his will to consume all cakes. One Cake to rule them all.  One Cake to rule them all: One c. sugar to flavor them, One c. flour to bring them all, and an egg to, in the oven, bind them. I just kept reading and it just kept getting better Lawwwwd The Eye of Sauron is always watching. Watching the oven.

brolin-pendragonlord:

writtenwor-l-d:

atthetopofthecircus:

bemusedlybespectacled:

superaliceface:

belgianbollocks:

cynicalpie:

atomicfox:

deadheadwookie27:

tracydear:

one cake to rule them all.

One cake to find them

:O

Ummmm Totally making this. It doesn’t even need it be for a birthday party.

I will buy some cake mix and have at it.

Oh lord

It began with the baking of the Great Cakes.

Three cakes were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings.

Seven cakes to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.

And nine… nine cakes were gifted to race of Men who, above all else, desire sugar.

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another cake was made. In the land of Mordor, in the ovens of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron baked in secret a master Cake, to control all others. And into this Cake he poured his vanilla, his chocolate and his will to consume all cakes. One Cake to rule them all. 


One Cake to rule them all:

One c. sugar to flavor them,

One c. flour to bring them all,

and an egg to, in the oven, bind them.


I just kept reading and it just kept getting better

Lawwwwd

The Eye of Sauron is always watching. Watching the oven.

(Source: dalenawin)