January 2010
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Reblog if you've read all 7 Harry Potter books.
serpentsbeneaththeirhoods:
weddingcake:
yerawizardharry:
okaylove:
ilfoot:
You win at life.
1 tag
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
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OMG~!! you just got major cool points for posting this.
I FUGG`N LOVE VICE~!!! : D
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2 tags
REBLOG IF you know the difference between "There",...
yerawizardharry:
understandingmyself:
(via idothattoo)
1 tag
i haz formspreeeeeng →
SO MANY KPOP HAPPENINGS. I NEED MONEY. :(
maknaetaemin:
and please, do not bring 2PM here yet. XD
correct correct correct T.T
BSB’s coming here as well and it’s driving me crazy!
i decided to sleep. so... formspring me loves ^.^ →
koe wo kikasete on loooooooooooooop
<33333333333
i kinda has to be up in four hours. need i sleep?...
pinkwhore:
sipjeom:
pinkwhore:
sipjeom:
pinkwhore:
lookfar:
(via sipjeom)
that is the spirit!..use this ability as long as you can…xD..I slowly lost mine…
mine has been goin on auto shut for the past few days… it juz poof went off n b4 i realised i had a 2 hour nap XD
plants would soon be attacking me.
i’m a zombie yow.
damn these term paper T.T
i’m a Yakuza vampire n i feast...
i kinda has to be up in four hours. need i sleep?...
pinkwhore:
sipjeom:
pinkwhore:
lookfar:
(via sipjeom)
that is the spirit!..use this ability as long as you can…xD..I slowly lost mine…
mine has been goin on auto shut for the past few days… it juz poof went off n b4 i realised i had a 2 hour nap XD
plants would soon be attacking me.
i’m a zombie yow.
damn these term paper T.T
i’m a Yakuza vampire n i feast on Ikemen’s blood… we;re...
no photos to upload in this laptop. must get 1TB...
i kinda has to be up in four hours. need i sleep?...
pinkwhore:
lookfar:
(via sipjeom)
that is the spirit!..use this ability as long as you can…xD..I slowly lost mine…
mine has been goin on auto shut for the past few days… it juz poof went off n b4 i realised i had a 2 hour nap XD
plants would soon be attacking me.
i’m a zombie yow.
damn these term paper T.T
i kinda has to be up in four hours. need i sleep?...
ok ok. i haz formspring. →
BSB, FT ISLAND, SUPER SHOW. I AM BELOW POVERTY...
